I groan and pull the covers on my, instead of going to sleep I grab my phone and open it to Instagram instead, I went on the camera and took a picture of me looking like shit but I didn't care really, I captioned it 'when my wife and kids kicked me out the kitchen what the fuck does that mean?!?!?! I'm gone be cleaning up some messsssss' and finish it and post it to my story and continue to scroll through my tags which is mostly edits of me and billie as I hype them all upР В РІР‚СњР вЂ™Р’В«illie posted my story to hers so I go and check it, I click on her profile with the pink circle around it and it comes up with a selfie of Devon fallon and billie with big smiles on their faces, she captioned it 'tell my wife to stfu bc me and our kids are making a masterpiece and no she won't be cleaning up' I laugh to myself and post it to my story with another shit picture of me. 'Sleep mamacita' she whispers in my ear and walks of, peaking her head round the door and giving me one last wink before walking off again We reach the bedroom and she throws me on the bed, leaning over and kissing my neck a few times as I giggle. 'Billie! What the fuck! Stopppp!' I squealed and tried to get out of her grip

'No no no no no no no no no!' Billie chants as she runs over to me and throws me over her shoulder by my waist and starts to leg it back upstairs with me on her shoulder She even got a Happy Birthday from Beyonce and she freaked out and. 'What's going on here?' I yawn and all their faces shoot up and look at me in terror Cruz Beckham proved himself to be quite the Billie Eilish super-fan as he delightedly grinned over a cake adorned with her photo on his 17th birthday on Sunday. On December 18th, singer Billie Eilish just turned 19-years-old, and messages wishing her Happy Birthday flooded social media. I reach the kitchen where the giggles beacons from and see stood there, my three beautiful blue eyed beauties, doing what I assume is cooking? Grabbing my stupid glasses and putting them on my face and walk out the room and down the hall to the stairs. I slip out of the now empty bed and grab one of billies hoodies and some biker shorts.

I wake up to really loud giggling and smile to myself and remember, that's my beautiful family down there.

Happy birthday billie eilish